http://www.thedailyroom.com Wisdom, random missives, and intellectual dry heaves. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:20:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://www.thedailyroom.com/2008/03/22/blister-wrap-continues-to-claim-victims/#comment-5 Sasha Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:15:52 +0000 http://www.thedailyroom.com/2008/03/22/blister-wrap-continues-to-claim-victims/#comment-5 This past weekend I bought a flash light ..it came in a hard plastic wrapper/case ...you know the ones I am talking about the ones where no amount of strength in the world is going to tear it open so you need a scissors or some other sharp object...now its a flash light ....so what happens when I am in the dark and in need of this flash light ...I need to get a scissors to cut it open....but wait the reason I need the flast light is because there is no light ...so as I try to open this hard plastic wrapper in the dark with a scissors, anyone who knows me knows that I will be gushing blood from my wrists in a failed attemp to open the darn wrapper in the dark! So now only can I not see, or have a flash light I am now being blinded by the loss of a ridiculous amount of blood and oh dont forget the tetinus injection i am going to need because I jabbed my hand with a rusty scissors because I couldnt see where the 'good' scissors was in the dark. I say this is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen...come on new harvard grads show us why you spent a billion dollars in education! Soften my plastic! This past weekend I bought a flash light ..it came in a hard plastic wrapper/case …you know the ones I am talking about the ones where no amount of strength in the world is going to tear it open so you need a scissors or some other sharp object…now its a flash light ….so what happens when I am in the dark and in need of this flash light …I need to get a scissors to cut it open….but wait the reason I need the flast light is because there is no light …so as I try to open this hard plastic wrapper in the dark with a scissors, anyone who knows me knows that I will be gushing blood from my wrists in a failed attemp to open the darn wrapper in the dark! So now only can I not see, or have a flash light I am now being blinded by the loss of a ridiculous amount of blood and oh dont forget the tetinus injection i am going to need because I jabbed my hand with a rusty scissors because I couldnt see where the ‘good’ scissors was in the dark. I say this is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen…come on new harvard grads show us why you spent a billion dollars in education! Soften my plastic!

]]> http://www.thedailyroom.com/2008/03/24/shower-arts/#comment-4 Metal Jake Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:58:49 +0000 http://www.thedailyroom.com/2008/03/24/shower-arts/#comment-4 STRONG STRONG

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