Blister wrap continues to claim victims
March 22nd, 2008 | by admin |Why must everything I buy be packaged in this deadly material? Do we as a society hate our fellow man so much? Do we need a material that when you cut it becomes sharper than whatever your cutting it with? My scars from blister wrap, and there are many, run deep. This is a class action lawsuit that actually makes some sense. If you’re a greasy scumbag trial lawyer, you may have this idea. I only ask my top layer of skin back.
2 Responses to “Blister wrap continues to claim victims”
By Test on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply
That stuff is pure evil
By Sasha on Apr 1, 2008 | Reply
This past weekend I bought a flash light ..it came in a hard plastic wrapper/case …you know the ones I am talking about the ones where no amount of strength in the world is going to tear it open so you need a scissors or some other sharp object…now its a flash light ….so what happens when I am in the dark and in need of this flash light …I need to get a scissors to cut it open….but wait the reason I need the flast light is because there is no light …so as I try to open this hard plastic wrapper in the dark with a scissors, anyone who knows me knows that I will be gushing blood from my wrists in a failed attemp to open the darn wrapper in the dark! So now only can I not see, or have a flash light I am now being blinded by the loss of a ridiculous amount of blood and oh dont forget the tetinus injection i am going to need because I jabbed my hand with a rusty scissors because I couldnt see where the ‘good’ scissors was in the dark. I say this is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen…come on new harvard grads show us why you spent a billion dollars in education! Soften my plastic!